you know what’s funny?
after everything these people have gone through, it’s up to TUMBLR of all things to teach them tolerance.
16th May 2012
don’t you sense something different? a change in my demeanor? or even just the way i’m going about saying this…
and i HAVE broken, you know. just today, even.
but it’s beautiful, isn’t it?
how so much can change in a single moment?
tell me truthfully, who am i- and what?
even those of you who may have loved me before:
can you still?
am not i beautiful?
it seems such, that my default ‘mode’ has few emotions, and displays fewer.
as if something’s happened to me, to cause such a repression.
but it hasn’t.
not here.
not yet.
unless…
but it can only break so much before i just stop.
- Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
- Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
- Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
- Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
- Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
- Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
- An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
- A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
- Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
- An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
- A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
- Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
- An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
- Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
- Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
- Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
- A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
- A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
- Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
- An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
- Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
Reblogged From colecacola
Notes: 65859
the girl dashed through this marvelous world
a world of nature and nurture
friendship and rivalry
a world where each action had its match—
and each soul, one as well.
as the street gave way into the sky,
flight just a mere motion away,
(the people unfazed, as they knew this so well)
she now - just now - felt truly alive
and so she glides swiftly back to the ground
and softly,
ever so gently,
cries herself to sleep
on her Earth-bound bed.
is it normal that i can realize a sentence has a typo in it after i’ve already looked away?
i am not a swear-virgin anymore. if that was ever a thing.
(stored on the tag#human above all)
